A woman past forty should make up her mind to be young; not her face.
But if people will laugh at my work and keep a sound roof over my head, who am I to complain?
I am constantly amazed when I talk to young people to learn how much they know about sex and how little about soap.
Twins are so practical. It's always nice to have a spare.
Forty-seven is nothing at all, nor is any age unless you're a cheese.
To survive there, you need the ambition of a Latin-American revolutionary, the ego of a grand opera tenor, and the physical stamina of a cow pony.