Twins are so practical. It's always nice to have a spare.
I am constantly amazed when I talk to young people to learn how much they know about sex and how little about soap.
A woman isn't as old as she thinks she is. She's as old as men think she is.
To survive there, you need the ambition of a Latin-American revolutionary, the ego of a grand opera tenor, and the physical stamina of a cow pony.
A woman past forty should make up her mind to be young; not her face.
Sin in the theater, I can observe now, is comparable to education in a university: it is there for those who wish to take advantage of it, but fewer do than you might suspect.