Playing normal-looking characters really intimidatesme. I got into acting to play anyone but me.

Just the other day, my assistant was on the line with Calvin Klein. Golly, I usually shop at Sears.

I’m not much of a drinker, so I’m going to eat seven pounds of pork.

I quit flying years ago. I don't want to die with tourists.

Every couple I know has side-by-side grave plots, but when we do it we're the biggest weirdos on the block.

Now, if you want to do realistic, kind of heavier acting stuff, you do it on Amazon or Netflix or whatever or HBO.

I'm not sure that I'm really relevant as a director anymore. Or as a writer, either, to tell you the truth.