Just the other day, my assistant was on the line with Calvin Klein. Golly, I usually shop at Sears.

People always like stories about the little guy fighting the big guy.

I’m not much of a drinker, so I’m going to eat seven pounds of pork.

They were on the set of Bad Santa, but I tried to keep the headphones away from them. My kids have seen Sling Blade, Armageddon, Bandits and Friday Night Lights. They have not seen Monster's Ball and nor will they ever. Even when they are 60. I will leave it in my will.

If you look at a character as a mountain over there that you have to climb, then I think you've lost 50 percent of the air.

I've never heard of anybody smoking a joint and going on a rampage. It makes you lie around on the floor and look at the ceiling. What's wrong with that?

Life is magical and I guess my thing is I wish that people wanted that magic.