Marijuana is like Coors beer. If you could buy the damn stuff at a Georgia filling station, youd decide you wouldnt want it.

I found out water can be drunk straight.

I'm not the Carter who'll never tell a lie.

Sometimes even lawyers need lawyers.

My mother went into the Peace Corps when she was sixtyeight. My one sister is a motorcycle freak, my other sister is a Holy Roller evangelist and my brother is running for President. I’m the only sane one in the family.

Jimmy used to drink liquor. Now he's running for president and he drinks Scotch, and I've never trusted a Scotch-drinker.

Yes, sir. I'm a real Southern boy. I got a red neck, white socks, and Blue Ribbon beer.