Even when I was in school shows, in elementary school doing plays, I'd always go off book and start improvising.
Billy CrystalNothing can take the sting out of the world’s economic problems like watching millionaires present each other with golden statues.
Billy CrystalI've always thought that the key to a good sex life is variety. That's why God gave me two hands. Humans love sex, we need sex, it's how we connect, it reminds us we're alive, it's the third most basic human need, after food and good movie popcorn.
Billy Crystal[My mother] is the greatest hero I'll ever know because she kept us all together, she made sure we all graduated college. She always believed in us no matter what we do. My older brother Joel became an art teacher; my brother Rip ultimately became a television producer and singer and actor himself.
Billy Crystal