I'm a sucker for a free tuxedo.

My mind is always going. I'm always thinking what I need to do, what I haven't done, what I did do, what I didn't do as well as I could - I'm relentless that way with myself.

Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.

I always came away thinking "I'd like to see her more," you know? And then when [Parental Guidance] was ready to be cast, we thought - Bette [Midler]. So we called her.

I think when I feel I'm at my best is when I'm on stage, and it's my version of jazz because it's just riffing or something.

When you realize you want to invest the rest of your lifestyle with somebody, you want the rest of your life to commence as quickly as achievable.

I'm a sucker for a free tuxedo.