[My mother] is the greatest hero I'll ever know because she kept us all together, she made sure we all graduated college. She always believed in us no matter what we do. My older brother Joel became an art teacher; my brother Rip ultimately became a television producer and singer and actor himself.
Billy CrystalWhoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do. Go through his clothes and look for loose change.
Billy CrystalI'm going to be your grandpa! / I have the biggest smile. / I've been waiting to meet you for such a long, long while.
Billy CrystalI always was a performer, from the time I was little. It was always a natural place for me to be.
Billy Crystal