Nothing can take the sting out of the world’s economic problems like watching millionaires present each other with golden statues.

To be good, you need to believe in what you're doing.

When you realize you want to invest the rest of your lifestyle with somebody, you want the rest of your life to commence as quickly as achievable.

In high school, I was the class comedian as opposed to the class clown. The difference is the class clown is the guy who drops his pants at the football game, the class comedian is the guy who talked him into it.

It's money. I remember it from when I was single

I used to limp around my neighborhood imitating him. I did my Bar Mitzvah with an Oklahoma drawl.

What's so fascinating and frustrating and great about life is that you're constantly starting over, all the time, and I love that.