Two thousand years ago Jesus is crucified, three days later he walks out of a cave and they celebrate with chocolate bunnies and marshmallow Peeps and beautifully decorated eggs. I guess these were things Jesus loved as a child.

[My mother] is the greatest hero I'll ever know because she kept us all together, she made sure we all graduated college. She always believed in us no matter what we do. My older brother Joel became an art teacher; my brother Rip ultimately became a television producer and singer and actor himself.

I think I've far exceeded what I ever thought I could possibly do. I'm almost shocked that I'm still around after all of these years . . . and always grateful that I get another turn to do something.

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.

I'm comfortable being old... being black... being Jewish.

Nobody is more truthful when he's acting than De Niro.

Good news, they found Nemo! The bad news is, they found him in one of Wolfgang Puck's puff pastries.