I'm married - I've caught my limit.
Two thousand years ago Jesus is crucified, three days later he walks out of a cave and they celebrate with chocolate bunnies and marshmallow Peeps and beautifully decorated eggs. I guess these were things Jesus loved as a child.
I didn't rebel as a child. I missed that angry teenager thing.
Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.
The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, had a Good Friday.
At some point I stopped stand-up because I didn't have something to say on a nightly basis.