The inspiration was this great group of 40 or 50 relatives, sometimes for Thanksgiving or Passover or something and my brothers would just go up and make them laugh.

I'm married - I've caught my limit.

When you realize you want to invest the rest of your lifestyle with somebody, you want the rest of your life to commence as quickly as achievable.

I was always drawn to performing, but I never thought I could. I have no idea what I wanted to do outside of the old cowboy-or-fireman. When I was in college, I got serious about acting. I started examining history and then everything related to the theater. History, art, all the other studies, if I could link them into the theater, then it became alive for me. It just opened up my eyes.

Even when I was in school shows, in elementary school doing plays, I'd always go off book and start improvising.

Well, the way things are going, aside from wheat and auto parts, America's biggest export is now the Oscar.

I'm going to be your grandpa! / I have the biggest smile. / I've been waiting to meet you for such a long, long while.