My grandparents invented joylessness. They were not fun. I've already had more fun with my grandchildren than my grandparents ever had with me.
Billy CrystalThere's only, I think, in life, three things that I do pretty well: Performing, I still can field ground balls, and I make nice kids.
Billy CrystalGood news, they found Nemo! The bad news is, they found him in one of Wolfgang Puck's puff pastries.
Billy CrystalFor almost 40 years, he was the brightest star in the comedy galaxy... Their beautiful light will continue to shine on us forever. And the glow will be so bright, it'll warm your heart, it'll make your eyes glisten, and it'll make you think to yourselves: Robin Williams, what a concept.
Billy Crystal