A laugh is a weird sound, and when you get a couple thousand people making it at once, it's really strange. But when I can feel proud of myself for causing it, it's great.

I had a dream that Connie Chung is doing a newscast about my death and they show a clip from Soap.

When I've gotten criticism, it's that it's too long, too soft, didn't hit the government hard enough. Then when I do hit the government, they go, What's he doing hitting the government?

I'm comfortable being old... being black... being Jewish.

I think when I feel I'm at my best is when I'm on stage, and it's my version of jazz because it's just riffing or something.

A laugh is a weird sound, and when you get a couple thousand people making it at once, it's really strange. But when I can feel proud of myself for causing it, it's great.

I used to limp around my neighborhood imitating him. I did my Bar Mitzvah with an Oklahoma drawl.