Great news! Hosting Oscars counts five hours toward my community service!

I'm a sucker for a free tuxedo.

I think when I feel I'm at my best is when I'm on stage, and it's my version of jazz because it's just riffing or something.

I quit drinking. That was a big problem for a lot of years. Then after that, I just started feeling grateful again.

My mind is always going. I'm always thinking what I need to do, what I haven't done, what I did do, what I didn't do as well as I could - I'm relentless that way with myself.

In high school, I was the class comedian as opposed to the class clown. The difference is the class clown is the guy who drops his pants at the football game, the class comedian is the guy who talked him into it.

At some point I stopped stand-up because I didn't have something to say on a nightly basis.