Two thousand years ago Jesus is crucified, three days later he walks out of a cave and they celebrate with chocolate bunnies and marshmallow Peeps and beautifully decorated eggs. I guess these were things Jesus loved as a child.
Billy CrystalGood news, they found Nemo! The bad news is, they found him in one of Wolfgang Puck's puff pastries.
Billy CrystalI have 40-something intros [that Davis Jr. did]; all are different, none of them happened. And it was hilarious.
Billy CrystalConsider the rose...The rose is the sweetest smelling flower of all, and it's the most beautiful because it's the most simple, right? But sometimes, you got to clip the rose. You got to cut the rose back, so something sweeter smelling and stronger, and even more beautiful, will grow in its place
Billy Crystal