I quit drinking. That was a big problem for a lot of years. Then after that, I just started feeling grateful again.
Billy CrystalI used to limp around my neighborhood imitating him. I did my Bar Mitzvah with an Oklahoma drawl.
Billy CrystalWhen I've gotten criticism, it's that it's too long, too soft, didn't hit the government hard enough. Then when I do hit the government, they go, What's he doing hitting the government?
Billy Crystal