I was always drawn to performing, but I never thought I could. I have no idea what I wanted to do outside of the old cowboy-or-fireman. When I was in college, I got serious about acting. I started examining history and then everything related to the theater. History, art, all the other studies, if I could link them into the theater, then it became alive for me. It just opened up my eyes.

I've always thought that the key to a good sex life is variety. That's why God gave me two hands. Humans love sex, we need sex, it's how we connect, it reminds us we're alive, it's the third most basic human need, after food and good movie popcorn.

I always came away thinking "I'd like to see her more," you know? And then when [Parental Guidance] was ready to be cast, we thought - Bette [Midler]. So we called her.

I think when I feel I'm at my best is when I'm on stage, and it's my version of jazz because it's just riffing or something.

I don't like heights. This is why I stopped growing at fifth grade.

I always was a performer, from the time I was little. It was always a natural place for me to be.

That's the thing about jazz: it's free flowing, it comes from your soul.