There's an old man sitting next to me, making love to his tonic and gin.

I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.

I don't know why I go to extremes.

In a way, we are magicians. We are alchemists, sorcerers and wizards. We are a very strange bunch. But there is great fun in being a wizard.

Give us this day our daily discount outlet merchandise...

I sold my house to Jerry Seinfeld.

There ain't much future for a man who works the sea, there ain't no island left for islanders like me.