Some ministers say, 'If you don't repent you'll die and go to a place the name of which I can't pronounce.' I can! You'll go to hell!

The world is wrong side up. It needs to be turned upside down in order to be right side up.

You might as well try and dam Niagara Falls with toothpicks as to stop the reform wave sweeping our land.

There are individuals who have never done anything for Jesus Christ, and I have no doubt there are preachers as well, who have never done anything for the God Almighty.

The law tells me how crooked I am. Grace comes along and straightens me out.

I am a temperance Republican down to my toes.

They tell me a revival is only temporary; so is a bath, but it does you good.