Some ministers say, 'If you don't repent you'll die and go to a place the name of which I can't pronounce.' I can! You'll go to hell!

You can't raise the standard of women's morals by raising their pay envelope. It lies deeper than that.

Being a king, emperor, or president is mighty small potatoes compared to being a mother.

I am the sworn, eternal and uncompromising enemy of the liquor traffic.

If you want to drive the devil out of the world, hit him with a cradle instead of a crutch

The trouble with many men is that they have got just enough religion to make them miserable. If there is not joy in religion, you have got a leak in your religion.

Temptation is the devil looking through the keyhole. Yielding is opening the door and inviting him in.