Some ministers say, 'If you don't repent you'll die and go to a place the name of which I can't pronounce.' I can! You'll go to hell!

More men fail though lack of purpose than lack of talent.

Some persons think they have to look like a hedgehog to be pious.

Yank some of the groans out of your prayers and shove in some shouts.

The Bible will always be full of things you cannot understand, as long as you will not live according to those you can understand.

It would be a godsend if the Church would suffer persecution today; she hasn't suffered it for hundreds of years. She is growing rich and lagging behind. Going back.

I am a temperance Republican down to my toes.