An excuse is a skin of a reason stuffed with a lie.
If there is not Hell, a good many preachers are obtaining money under false pretenses.
God likes a little humor, as is evidence by the fact that he made the monkeys, the parrot -- and some of you people.
Give your face to God, and He will put his shine on it.
Temptation is the devil looking through the keyhole. Yielding is opening the door and inviting him in.
I am a temperance Republican down to my toes.