The rivers of America will run with blood filled to their banks before we will submit to them taking the Bible out of our schools.

Religion needs a baptism of horse sense.

If you are strangers to prayer you are strangers to power.

If good preaching could save the world, it would have been done long ago.

I pity anyone who can't laugh. There must be something wrong with their religion or their lives. The devil can't laugh.

Lord save us from off-handed, flabby-cheeked, brittle-boned, weak-kneed, thin-skinned, pliable, plastic, spineless, effeminate, ossified, three-karat Christianity.

When the English language gets in my way, I walk over it.