The saloon is a liar. It promises good cheer and sends sorrow.

If you lack joy, your Christianity must be leaking somewhere

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.

The saloon is a liar. It promises good cheer and sends sorrow. It promises prosperity and sends adversity. It promises happiness and sends misery.... It is God's worst enemy and the devil's best friend.

Live so that when the final summons comes you will leave something more behind you than an epitaph on a tombstone or an obituary in a newspaper.

Some ministers say, 'If you don't repent you'll die and go to a place the name of which I can't pronounce.' I can! You'll go to hell!

The Bible says forgive your debtors; the world says "sue them for their dough."