The Bible says forgive your debtors; the world says "sue them for their dough."

I have more respect for the devil than for some preachers I have met; the devil believes the Bible is the Word of God!

Lord save us from off-handed, flabby-cheeked, brittle-boned, weak-kneed, thin-skinned, pliable, plastic, spineless, effeminate, ossified, three-karat Christianity.

The saloon is a liar. It promises good cheer and sends sorrow. It promises prosperity and sends adversity. It promises happiness and sends misery.... It is God's worst enemy and the devil's best friend.

Get somebody else for Jesus Christ and you will get a new vision of life, a new vision of what it means.

Christianity means a lot more than church membership.

I don't believe there are devils enough in hell to pull a boy out of the arms of a godly mother.