The Bible says forgive your debtors; the world says "sue them for their dough."

There is no law, divine or human, that the saloon respects.

Being a king, emperor, or president is mighty small potatoes compared to being a mother.

The backslider likes the preaching that wouldn't hit the side of a house, while the real disciple is delighted when the truth brings him to his knees.

When the English language gets in my way, I walk over it.

I have more respect for the devil than for some preachers I have met; the devil believes the Bible is the Word of God!

Hypocrites in the Church? Yes, and in the lodge and at the home. Don't hunt through the Church for a hypocrite. Go home and look in the mirror. Hypocrites? Yes. See that you make the number one less.