The Bible says forgive your debtors; the world says "sue them for their dough."

Some ministers say, 'If you don't repent you'll die and go to a place the name of which I can't pronounce.' I can! You'll go to hell!

If you don't do your part, don't blame God.

Hypocrites in the Church? Yes, and in the lodge and at the home. Don't hunt through the Church for a hypocrite. Go home and look in the mirror. Hypocrites? Yes. See that you make the number one less.

I have more respect for the devil than for some preachers I have met; the devil believes the Bible is the Word of God!

You might as well try and dam Niagara Falls with toothpicks as to stop the reform wave sweeping our land.

Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.