The Bible says forgive your debtors; the world says "sue them for their dough."

God likes a little humor, as is evidence by the fact that he made the monkeys, the parrot -- and some of you people.

It would be a godsend if the Church would suffer persecution today; she hasn't suffered it for hundreds of years. She is growing rich and lagging behind. Going back.

The law tells me how crooked I am. Grace comes along and straightens me out.

Conversion is a complete surrender to Jesus. It's a willingness to do what he wants you to do.

Lord save us from off-handed, flabby-cheeked, brittle-boned, weak-kneed, thin-skinned, pliable, plastic, spineless, effeminate, ossified, three-karat Christianity.

It is not necessary to be in a big place to do big things.