The only way to keep a broken vessel full is to keep it always under the tap.

There is no law, divine or human, that the saloon respects.

Yank some of the groans out of your prayers and shove in some shouts.

The Bible will always be full of things you cannot understand, as long as you will not live according to those you can understand.

I pity anyone who can't laugh. There must be something wrong with their religion or their lives. The devil can't laugh.

I have been, and will go on, fighting that damnable, dirty, rotten business with all the power at my command.

One reason sin flourishes is that it is treated like a cream puff instead of a rattlesnake.