Make subtlety obvious.

You know, that stuff about pink elephants, that's the bunk. It's little animals. Little tiny turkeys in straw hats. Midget monkeys coming through the keyholes.

We are on the track of something absolutely mediocre.

The more subtle and elegant you are in hiding your plot points, the better you are as a writer.

France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you can't tear the toilet paper.

One's too many and a hundred's not enough.

I met a lot of hard-boiled eggs in my life, but you - you're twenty minutes.