An actor entering through the door, you've got nothing. But if he enters through the window, you've got a situation.

If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.

I'm delighted with it, because it used to be that films were the lowest form of art. Now we've got something to look down on.

If you don't like what you're doing, it's unlikely anyone else will either, so be sure you are happy with your own work first.

They've tried to manufacture other Marilyn Monroes and they will undoubtedly keep trying. But it won't work. She was an original.

I had one life. And what did I do? Wasted it in some palooka preliminaries in Spain, just before Hitler and Chamberlain warm up for the main event.

We are on the track of something absolutely mediocre.