Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award.

Don't be too clever for an audience. Make it obvious. Make the subtleties obvious also.

Jerry: Oh, you don't understand, Osgood! Ehhhh... I'm a man. Osgood: Well, nobody's perfect.

They've tried to manufacture other Marilyn Monroes and they will undoubtedly keep trying. But it won't work. She was an original.

If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.

The ultimate trick is to convince, persuade. Every single person out there is an idiot, but collectively they're a genius.

I had one life. And what did I do? Wasted it in some palooka preliminaries in Spain, just before Hitler and Chamberlain warm up for the main event.