They've tried to manufacture other Marilyn Monroes and they will undoubtedly keep trying. But it won't work. She was an original.

If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.

If you don't like what you're doing, it's unlikely anyone else will either, so be sure you are happy with your own work first.

A bad play folds and is forgotten, but in pictures we don't bury our dead. When you think it's out of your system, your daughter sees it on television and says, My father is an idiot.

We are on the track of something absolutely mediocre.

One's too many and a hundred's not enough.

Ever notice how these European trains always smell of eau de cologne and hard boiled eggs?