If you don't like what you're doing, it's unlikely anyone else will either, so be sure you are happy with your own work first.

[about the Hotel Marmont on Sunset Blvd., a piece of Hollywood history] I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel.

You're as good as the best thing you've ever done.

Money makes even bastards legitimate.

Happiness is working with Jack Lemmon.

My English is a mixture between Arnold Schwarzenegger and Archbishop Tutu.

What critics call dirty in our pictures, they call lusty in foreign films.