Marilyn was mean. Terribly mean. The meanest woman I have ever met around this town. I have never met anybody as mean as Marilyn Monroe or as utterly fabulous on the screen.

If you have a problem with the third act, the real problem is in the first act.

Money makes even bastards legitimate.

Happiness is working with Jack Lemmon.

Hindsight is always twenty-twenty.

Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award.

God save me from myself.