Marilyn was mean. Terribly mean. The meanest woman I have ever met around this town. I have never met anybody as mean as Marilyn Monroe or as utterly fabulous on the screen.

I don't go to church. Kneeling bags my nylons.

When Chaplin found a voice to say what was on his mind, he was like a child of eight writing lyrics for Beethoven's Ninth.

What critics call dirty in our pictures, they call lusty in foreign films.

The Austrians are brilliant people. They made the world believe that Hitler was a German and Beethoven an Austrian.

If there's anything I hate more than not being taken seriously, it's being taken too seriously.

Happiness is working with Jack Lemmon.