I met a lot of hard-boiled eggs in my life, but you - you're twenty minutes.

The best director is the one you don't see.

Jerry: Oh, you don't understand, Osgood! Ehhhh... I'm a man. Osgood: Well, nobody's perfect.

I, you know, am all over the place — every category of pictures I have made, good, bad or indifferent. I could not make, like Hitchcock did, one Hitchcock picture after another. … I wanted to do a Hitchcock picture, so I did `Witness for the Prosecution,’ then I was bored with it, so I moved on.

If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.

My English is a mixture between Arnold Schwarzenegger and Archbishop Tutu.

Well, nobody's perfect.