I hate that word. It's return--a return to the millions of people who've never forgiven me for deserting the screen.

I had one life. And what did I do? Wasted it in some palooka preliminaries in Spain, just before Hitler and Chamberlain warm up for the main event.

If something smells bad, why put your nose in it?

Hollywood didn't kill Marilyn Monroe, it's the Marilyn Monroes who are killing Hollywood.

I'm delighted with it, because it used to be that films were the lowest form of art. Now we've got something to look down on.

My Aunt Minnie would always be punctual and never hold up production, but who would pay to see my Aunt Minnie?

France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you can't tear the toilet paper.