I am big. It's the pictures that got small.

My Aunt Minnie would always be punctual and never hold up production, but who would pay to see my Aunt Minnie?

I'm not happy. I'm not happy at all.

Marilyn was mean. Terribly mean. The meanest woman I have ever met around this town. I have never met anybody as mean as Marilyn Monroe or as utterly fabulous on the screen.

Develop a clean line of action for your leading character

When Chaplin found a voice to say what was on his mind, he was like a child of eight writing lyrics for Beethoven's Ninth.

If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.