[on pop idol Donny Osmond] He has Van Gogh's ear for music.
The Austrians are brilliant people. They made the world believe that Hitler was a German and Beethoven an Austrian.
I met a lot of hard-boiled eggs in my life, but you - you're twenty minutes.
Hollywood didn't kill Marilyn Monroe, it's the Marilyn Monroes who are killing Hollywood.
If something smells bad, why put your nose in it?
If there's anything I hate more than not being taken seriously, it's being taken too seriously.