She was an absolute genius as a comedic actress, with an extraordinary sense for comedic dialogue. It was a God-given gift. Believe me, in the last fifteen years there were ten projects that came to me, and I'd start working on them and I'd think, 'It's not going to work, it needs Marilyn Monroe.' Nobody else is in that orbit; everyone else is earthbound by comparison.

Film’s thought of as a director’s medium because the director creates the end product that appears on the screen. It’s that stupid auteur theory again, that the director is the author of the film. But what does the director shoot-the telephone book? Writers became much more important when sound came in, but they’ve had to put up a valiant fight to get the credit they deserve.

I don't go to church. Kneeling bags my nylons.

I'm delighted with it, because it used to be that films were the lowest form of art. Now we've got something to look down on.

France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you can't tear the toilet paper.

The Austrians are brilliant people. They made the world believe that Hitler was a German and Beethoven an Austrian.

My English is a mixture between Arnold Schwarzenegger and Archbishop Tutu.