[about the Hotel Marmont on Sunset Blvd., a piece of Hollywood history] I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel.

I'm delighted with it, because it used to be that films were the lowest form of art. Now we've got something to look down on.

The Austrians are brilliant people. They made the world believe that Hitler was a German and Beethoven an Austrian.

My English is a mixture between Arnold Schwarzenegger and Archbishop Tutu.

I hate that word. It's return--a return to the millions of people who've never forgiven me for deserting the screen.

One's too many and a hundred's not enough.

Trust your own instinct. Your mistakes might as well be your own, instead of someone else's.