One's too many and a hundred's not enough.
[on pop idol Donny Osmond] He has Van Gogh's ear for music.
Marilyn was mean. Terribly mean. The meanest woman I have ever met around this town. I have never met anybody as mean as Marilyn Monroe or as utterly fabulous on the screen.
If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.
The best director is the one you don't see.
I hate that word. It's return--a return to the millions of people who've never forgiven me for deserting the screen.