I'd worship the ground you walked on if only you walked in a better neighborhood.

Marilyn was mean. Terribly mean. The meanest woman I have ever met around this town. I have never met anybody as mean as Marilyn Monroe or as utterly fabulous on the screen.

Jerry: Oh, you don't understand, Osgood! Ehhhh... I'm a man. Osgood: Well, nobody's perfect.

Don't be too clever for an audience. Make it obvious. Make the subtleties obvious also.

The more subtle and elegant you are in hiding your plot points, the better you are as a writer.

What critics call dirty in our pictures, they call lusty in foreign films.

I'd worship the ground you walked on if only you walked in a better neighborhood.