Jerry: Oh, you don't understand, Osgood! Ehhhh... I'm a man. Osgood: Well, nobody's perfect.
Don't be too clever for an audience. Make it obvious. Make the subtleties obvious also.
My English is a mixture between Arnold Schwarzenegger and Archbishop Tutu.
The best director is the one you don't see.
[on pop idol Donny Osmond] He has Van Gogh's ear for music.
Hollywood didn't kill Marilyn Monroe, it's the Marilyn Monroes who are killing Hollywood.