France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you can't tear the toilet paper.

Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award.

A bad play folds and is forgotten, but in pictures we don't bury our dead. When you think it's out of your system, your daughter sees it on television and says, My father is an idiot.

I had one life. And what did I do? Wasted it in some palooka preliminaries in Spain, just before Hitler and Chamberlain warm up for the main event.

Ever notice how these European trains always smell of eau de cologne and hard boiled eggs?

Hindsight is always twenty-twenty.

France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you can't tear the toilet paper.