Everyone knows I'm just a big, good-natured slob.
I'll be home for Christmas. You can count on me.
He never contributed a damn thing to music. (on Elvis Presley)
There is nothing in the world I wouldn't do for (Bob) Hope, and there is nothing he wouldn't do for me ... We spend our lives doing nothing for each other.
Oh, listen a lot and talk less. You can't learn anything when you're talking.
Once or twice I`ve been described as a light comedian. I consider this the most accurate description of my abilities I`ve ever seen.