Once or twice I`ve been described as a light comedian. I consider this the most accurate description of my abilities I`ve ever seen.

There's no labor a man can do that's undignified-if he does it right.

My golf is woeful, but I will never surrender

I'll be home for Christmas. You can count on me.

Everyone knows I'm just a big, good-natured slob.

You'll never be a wonderful woman or even a wonderful human being until you learn to have some regard for human frailty.

Oh, listen a lot and talk less. You can't learn anything when you're talking.