There is nothing in the world I wouldn't do for (Bob) Hope, and there is nothing he wouldn't do for me ... We spend our lives doing nothing for each other.

Christmas has a way of bringing out the best in everyone

I'll keep singing 'till I die.

My golf is woeful, but I will never surrender

He never contributed a damn thing to music. (on Elvis Presley)

That was a great game of golf, fellers.

You'll never be a wonderful woman or even a wonderful human being until you learn to have some regard for human frailty.