Mom! This is Haruhi! We'll adopt her someday so don't forget! ~Hikaru and Kaoru

You, your grandmother, the chairman----YOU'RE ALL ABUNCH OF FRIGGIN' IDIOTS!!!" ~Haruhi

The rain is a necessary prelude to beautiful weather. So even if your heart is in downpour right now it only means it will become exceptionally beautiful in time.

6. You want to help him.

Haruhi: This is a sibling squabble, not a fight to the death! You're both wrong, and acting like idiots only proves it!

Come on sempai, would you please stop growing mushrooms in other people's closets? -Haruhi

Haruhi: This story has everything but the kitchen sink in it.