I don't know what it is to love the way they love-they would jump off a bridge for me. I can't do that. I can only say, I owe you.

I've got a dream lover, so I don't have to dream alone.

Nearly everything I do is part of a master plan to make me the most important entertainer in the world.

It isn't true that you live only once. You only die once. You live lots of times if you know how.

Everybody thinks I'm at death's door, but I'm not. There's nothing seriously wrong with me, and my heart is in 100 percent working order. Anything else you may hear is a damn lie!

There are certain times I don't want my picture taken. If my wife's stepping out of a car and it looks like it's going to come out an indecent picture, don't I have a right to object?

I wrapped a towel around me and I opened the door, and then I splish, splash, I jumped back in the bath. Well, how was I to know there was a party going on?