When I come out and sing the first few bars of Bill Bailey, it's very exciting

There are certain times I don't want my picture taken. If my wife's stepping out of a car and it looks like it's going to come out an indecent picture, don't I have a right to object?

I wrapped a towel around me and I opened the door, and then I splish, splash, I jumped back in the bath. Well, how was I to know there was a party going on?

I'm a singer who moves like a dancer.

The sex element is the most important in the business. You must sell sex

Nearly everything I do is part of a master plan to make me the most important entertainer in the world.

The Democratic Party of California is ready to sponsor me. All I have to do is find the right office to run for.