I wouldn't urinate in his ear if his brain was on fire!

I feel, first of all, very privileged that these people think enough of me that they made me commissioner. And it's almost like, as Yogi Berra said, 'deja vu all over again.'

What makes it all worthwhile is we just play for the sheer enjoyment of entertaining people and... make our families and the team we played on and the people watching, proud of what we did.

Then to have Brett come along and follow in the footsteps, it's so gratifying. I get as much enjoyment out of watching Brett play as I did of entertaining people myself.

My former wife made me a millionaire. I used to have three million dollars.

All I've done all my life is just tried to better the game for our players and for those people watching.

When you are absolutely, positively sure you know all there is to know about anything, you're as far from the truth as you will ever be.