When I was a baby I had no teeth. I couldn't get a job and I couldn't eat meat.

How can you be a vegetarian atheist and own a gun? Well, that's who I am.

Fame is like a big eraser. It's strange, now that I'm famous. In my parents' opinion, all the shitty things - all the wreckage of my past - is erased. Now it's like I was never the kid who got arrested. Now I'm a wonderful son.

I retired from acting the same time they stopped hiring me. But following my own thing of making these small indie movies has been the happiest I've ever been.

If you ever see me at a boat show or at a car show, blow my head off.

In fact, with Michael Jackson, I think those mourning people... They aren't even waking Michael, they're waking the Michael Jackson of '84. They never were given a chance to give their respects to the death of the guy they loved back in '84.

Animals may be our friends, but they won't pick you up at the airport.