When I was a baby I had no teeth. I couldn't get a job and I couldn't eat meat.

If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me.

That's human nature - we want to completely rewrite history so it can be comfortable. Without getting too profound, I'm pretty sure that's where the invention of the afterlife comes from. "We don't really become worm food. We go to a magical place with bunnies and rainbows."

When I was a baby I had no teeth. I couldn't get a job and I couldn't eat meat.

Fame is like a big eraser. It's strange, now that I'm famous. In my parents' opinion, all the shitty things - all the wreckage of my past - is erased. Now it's like I was never the kid who got arrested. Now I'm a wonderful son.

What's the difference between a Dice Clay concert and a Klan rally? Nothing. Trick question.

Quit everything until you find something that you just cannot quit.