Just a tip if you have a big event to go to or an important meeting, if you cry enough your face swells up giving you a temporary lift.

I grew up in a mixed religious household. And it was volatile. My dad's atheist, my mom's agnostic. Just constant fighting. There's no God! There might be!

You know, women are burdened with all this other crap all the time, like looking good. You need to be really superhuman to be successful as a woman.

I love my hunting dog. I loved my hunting dog - I'm not very good at hunting.

If you really are superior, you don't go around saying you're superior - unless you're Jewish.

When I first got into this biz called show, I decided I was going to change my name, make it more Hollywood. And you know how you do that? You take your middle name and the first street that you ever lived on. So when I first started, I actually went by Sue Rural Route 2.

There's no such thing as a feminist - just women who pay for their own breast implants.