Ping-pong was invented on the dining tables of England in the 19th century, and it was called Wiff-waff! And there, I think, you have the difference between us and the rest of the world. Other nations, the French, looked at a dining table and saw an opportunity to have dinner; we looked at it an saw an opportunity to play Wiff-waff.

It hasn't taken them long, they began by telling us they would have a positive and patriotic case and they're back to project fear within minutes. There they go again they have nothing positive to say.

The meat in the sausage has got to be Conservative.

I have not been more robust towards female rather than male assembly members and I do not believe I have been remotely sexist.

It just happens I write fast and always have done.

The Lib Dems are not just empty. They are a void within a vacuum surrounded by a vast inanition.

There is absolutely no one, apart from yourself, who can prevent you, in the middle of the night, from sneaking down to tidy up the edges of that hunk of cheese at the back of the fridge.