The scouts [in "Moneyball"] could lend an authenticity that's even beyond what we had on the page.

I don't have a chance [on being elected Mayor of New Orleans]. I'm running on the gay marriage, no religion, legalization and taxation of marijuana platform.

I've been in these tabloids for 14 years now, and at some point you just become a Zen master of it all

Stop being perfect, because obsessing over being perfect stops you from growing.

My family worry for me because I'm gonna burn in an eternal pit of fire.

I know when I go outside, there'll be a van or two and they'll probably follow us four out of seven days a week, trying to get something. But I'm just going across town and I know they're just wasting their day, so it doesn't bother me anymore.

I believe you make your day. You make your life.