In every other aspect of their life, we have entertainment that is crafted almost to an individual. So they expect that from stand-up as well.

Women feel safe with me as well they should, because not only am I morally objected at going too far, but physically I cannot do it.

I don't know why you'd go to a comedian and say, "You know what? You have a large menu of items, but this one thing I did not like and therefore, you should be shut down. You should cease to make a living and you should be thrown out in the streets."

Most of the times to be honest with you, I get sexually harassed certainly more than I do to females, because... they are comfortable with me, and because they know I can't take it to a dangerous place.

I was a disabled child. So, people made fun of me, don't pretend like this never happens. But at the same time, I never cried about it. I never got sad about it.

I'm such a damn workaholic, that it's interesting to be like, "Oh, what do I do for fun?"

It's extremely important for people to be informed and to be educated and to know what's going in their community and in their country, but every now and then you just kind of want to turn the brain off for a little bit and just laugh and be silly.