Women feel safe with me as well they should, because not only am I morally objected at going too far, but physically I cannot do it.

Everyone's extremely and easily offended now.

Everyone just wants to hear the exact jokes that apply to them and want to - everyone wants a perfectly crafted joke for them.

In every other aspect of their life, we have entertainment that is crafted almost to an individual. So they expect that from stand-up as well.

Yeah, people do need to realize that just because they've seen me perform for an hour does not mean that we are now close.

The personal boundaries, I think for comedians they're a little bit different anyway, but I think people - feel free to do stuff - It's interesting with comedians because when we walk on stage, oftentimes we're talking about ourselves for an hour and we're talking about very intimate details, so after hearing us for an hour, a lot of people feel very comfortable with us because they feel like they know us and they're our friends because we just told them our innermost secrets and details of our lives for an hour. What they forget is we know absolutely nothing about the audience.

It takes a surprisingly large amount of intelligence to be a professional idiot.