Women feel safe with me as well they should, because not only am I morally objected at going too far, but physically I cannot do it.

I'm constantly watching satirical news programs, and just - I never want to be in a situation where someone could yell out a topic and I will have absolutely no opinion on it whatsoever, or just not even know it exists.

There are plenty of wonderful, good fat people in the USA that have no problems being fat, who I have no problems with being fat.

Most of the times to be honest with you, I get sexually harassed certainly more than I do to females, because... they are comfortable with me, and because they know I can't take it to a dangerous place.

I'm funny because I'm funny. And there's more to offer.

I don't get to the global issues or anything like that. I am just trying to be silly.

I like to talk about very different topics. I like to jump around a lot because I don't want people to come see me and then for an hour I tell jokes about being a little person. I just don't want that to happen. I understand that it's part of me, that's the first thing that you notice and it's something that people are curious about.